Goldie sent me a link to this Honda PC800 from 1996, listed by Classybikes! It has side-wheels, back rest, a windshield wiper, a beefy 450 watt alternator, 200 watt speakers, various dash mounts, a large trunk, etc.
Not sure if I am going to do all this though. And in regards to the side wheels, I only fell over once. Not going to happen again! I hope.